I'm really not kidding when I say I got this email from one of the gazillion orkut (mis)users: Verbatim..
hello jaya
hawar u
u very smart deyar
i like to photo
'u like friend shipe
i friend u
i am a mazherfrom jabal puri
wiat uur massege
Whats with all these losers anyways? I usually ignore all this but this one was a classic I had to post... If they paid me a buck for every random request I got, my name's be up there with Bill Gates on the Forbes Fortune List. These guys honestly need to get a life! Gosh!
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5 comments:
HAHHEHAHEHAEHAHEHAHEAHEHAEHHAHEAHEH!!! ROTFL!!!!!!!!! Ohhh Myyyyyyyy Gaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwddddddd !!! :))
hahaha freeking osam rekwest!!!!!
That was hilarious !!! You must treasure these gems :-)
Welcome back Arun - It was hilarious! I usually get bugged when I get these requests... This one cracked me up..
Aravind --> Good one!
Priya --> I do I do.. I dont delete these emails! :)
Sud -> I realize that being good in English is NOT the criteria to hit on me. But when u do, u might as well get the message across and not make it sound like 'massage' for one!! And believe me, this is one quaint example... If I shared some of the more ludicrous examples, u wud have supported my Orkutan foto reduction policy. :)
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